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Virus Alert - evil_admin - 07-15-2003
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your
ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze
into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
Virus Alert - PIX - 07-15-2003
OMG....I just sent this to my entire office. I'm wondering how many
people will actually call me on this???
Virus Alert - GRITS - 07-15-2003
LMAO
it is what we all need... a little levity amongst all the stress
:lol:
Virus Alert - Guest - 07-15-2003
Being that in the two weeks of my new job there have been 3 days when I haven't had to deal with a virus, and there are more machines to run detect/clean against... this isn't so funny! (much):)
Virus Alert - PIX - 07-15-2003
The key is making these foos turn off the Preview Pane on their mail client and STOP
opening these damn attachments. Most previewed mail will automatically open the attachement
and BLAM...one pissed admin.
Virus Alert - Guest - 07-15-2003
Yes, but it's more fun when one of your friends, who knows that she's had a virus on her work machine removed already, gets a virus (which the company chairman happened to run) in an email and then calls me over when the AVG reports it (it's free.. .getting a proper solution soon).
'I thought it was suspicious'
'But you ran it'
'Well, erm, yeah. but I thought the AV would get it anyway'
'luckily this time, it did! Never run strange attachments!'
Virus Alert - Gwarsbane - 07-15-2003
This is why I like Agent... its text only. Nothing can auto run in it. :D
Virus Alert - PIX - 07-15-2003
I've got one guy on the sales force who ALWAYS opens attachements when the SUBJECT line has
something to do with SEX. He's a sucker for that bait. I had to unplug him once.
Virus Alert - [CAKE]anonymity - 07-15-2003
that virus sounds a lot like me if you get on my bad side :angry:oh well it can drink all the american beer it wants, if it touches the canadian stuff, its dead faster then a nub on dm1 B)
Virus Alert - brokend - 07-16-2003
i once heard of a virus that would instantly give you the winning numbers to the state lottery. some admin idiot deleted before it could spread. oooo, don't you hate those guys???
Virus Alert - [CAKE]anonymity - 07-16-2003
sounds made up, but hell yeah :angry:
Virus Alert - brokend - 07-17-2003
:angry:
Virus Alert - FreeFall - 07-17-2003
:angry:
I just wanted a face in there..i'm sorry:(
Virus Alert - brokend - 07-17-2003
:( cheater.
Virus Alert - [CAKE]anonymity - 07-17-2003
we'll leave it up to you brokend to find thist virus, godspeed